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A really funny movie! OOOOOH!
 
ah, love *smack*

Once upon a time there was an happy couple, Lucy and The Ninja Pimpmaster

NOOOOOOO!

Then! Oh! Lucy has been captured by..

We are, like, evil and shit. You know, evil.

.. the evil bears!

 
 
Mmmm! Aaah! Ohh yeeeah!

Noo! The bears are raping Lucy! With their anuses!

I therefore call you, kittens!

The ninja pimpmaster needs to summon his almighty crew of deadly killers with the flute of love

Muahaha come get some, bastards!

The ninja kittens appear and they're going to kick your ass, damn bears!

 
 
*Rrrr*

The Pimpmaster also summons the things he needs to survive the battle, first the Atomic T-Rex (you can tell it's atomic because of the blue sparks, see?)

Bzz.

Then He takes the Metadimensional Portal..

*Vvv*

.. and switches it on!

 
 
It's shaggadelically freaky! Syncronize your brain brotheeer!

The mistical Freakmobile appears! It's shaggadelic, babe!

Hop! Hop! Hop! Ahahah i am F A S T!

The Ninja Pimpmaster wears his Jester Hat of Love! See how fast he moves now!

Let's go, err, i mean, *Rrr*

The Atomic T-Rex just can't wait anymore! It's time to fight!!

 
 
*sssssshh* <-- it's the wind

The battle is going to begin, 6 bears against 6 kittens, who will win? Whom?!

Yaaa! Ouch! Wud! Studdd!

Oh my! What a cruel battle!

YEAH! KITTENS UNITED!

The kittens have won! Go kitties!

 
 
Oh Ninja Pimpmaster i was so scared! Don't worry now i am here to protect you

Now love rules all over the place, and kittens have gone to their magical world

But, I, like, love Lucy!

The Pimpmaster sends the Atomic T-Rex away to his magical world, but he secretely loves Lucy!

*Rrr* i want her!

The Atomic T-Rex is all jealous and everything, and he goes to take Lucy!

 
 
*Rrrr* *Oh yes fuck me again*

Lucy secretly loves T-Rex, not so secretly now! The bitch!

No-o-o Lu-c-y-y Wha-a-at A Bi-i-tch!

The Ninja Pimpaster comes out from his secret bunker and runs to make justice with his own hands!

*Whack!* *Whack!* *DIEEE!*

And he kills them both! How evil!

 
 
Nananaaa na nan nanaaaa naaaaaa <-- the american anthem

Justice is made! God bless America!

 
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