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Elevator Etiquette

When you’re alone in an elevator.

When you’re alone in an elevator with an elderly lady.

When you’re alone in an elevator with an elderly lady who’s afraid.

When you’re alone in an elevator with an elderly lady who’s afraid of your skin color.

When you’re alone in an elevator with an elderly lady who’s afraid of your skin color and you’re smuggling.

When you’re alone in an elevator with an elderly lady who’s afraid of your skin color and you’re smuggling an upset stomach.

When you’re alone in an elevator with an elderly lady who’s afraid of your skin color and you’re smuggling an upset stomach let it loose.

Let it loose and be appalled.

Let it loose and be appalled, be downright outraged.

Let it loose and be appalled, be downright outraged at her unmitigated gall.

Let it loose and be appalled, be downright outraged at her unmitigated gall. Exit that stench filled elevator look over your shoulder at said lady and say “have some class.”

Chas Jackson

 

Image: Vertigo by Doug Chinnery.

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