These photos were sent to us by some of our elite
recon operatives. We can not disclose where or how they took
the photos as it is part of an ongoing intelligence gathering. We
do not want to jeopardize these fine brave patridiots.
The photo on the left shows the result of a Creedish
Experiment involving treated
feed to increase the output and volatility of
methane from Creedish cattle. Probably for use in explosives or
some unknown reason. The child pictured was detonating this methane
to avoid possible accidental explosion. In the past, such explosions
have been blamed on patriots groups as a way to turn public
opinion against us. Intelligence gathering is still ongoing in this
The second photo is that of a Giant Creedish Robot. Don't let the friendly face fool you. This robot has the strength of a bulldozer and will be used for crowd control in the upcoming Y2K crash. Once this "Army of Robots" is completed, (probably armed with super-charged methane), The UN/New World Order/Creedish will be ready to invade our communities.
This particular robot was destroyed by our brave operatives. The cattle were also given "simethicone" (an anti-gas agent) to disable their methane production. This frustrated the Creedish to no end. They will still continue with their efforts, and so will we!