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Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by Uncle Tom on Sep 24th, 2005, 8:09pm

Convoy - minus the alphabet and the inner conversation

As clouds cover the sun
Life wasn’t much fun
The world was on a real trip
All the record shops were attacked
Because the Truckers was on strike
There wasn’t any Blowfly records being shipped

I was bored sitting behind the desk
With some ho playing with the hair on his chest
And he slowly played with his beard
He said “Listen all you freaks”
We gotta get some records on the street
A strike I’ve always feared


I got up from where I was sitting
I said “you got to be bullshittin!”
Is this the real McCoy?
I knew the picket line
Was gonna fuck us
So I got together with some of my truckers
And I arranged Blowfly’s Convoy – yeah

“Breaker 1- 9
This is cum juice on the line
Are you gonna back off my ass about 4-5 yards”

This is Breaker 1-9
And I can dig what you’re putting down
But we gotta stay so close that we can smell each other’s farts


Chorus
This the real mccoy
Come one and join blowfly’s convoy
Hooray Chips ahoy
Come on and join blowfly’s convoy

Yeah convoy

In a little or no time
We were across the state line
Stopping only for food and gas
At one of the truck stops
A redneck in the shop
Was threatening to kick our ass

He was big and mean and mean and big
And had ‘Baby Huey’ written across his chest
He weighed 445 and man alive,
his white ass was REALLY A MESS

He walked over to me
As cool as could be
And said: “ain’t you boys supposed to be on strike?
It’s hard to figure some of you niggers
As he slammed me across the back

I got up out of my chair
And grabbed him by the hair
And ran my fingers in his motherfucking eyes
With one hand on his butt
I ran my knee in his nuts
As shit ran from between his thighs

Yeah – Teach him to fuck with Blowfly!

And when eyes are stung
I said I got to be moving on!

This the real mccoy
Come on and join blowfly’s convoy
Hooray Chips ahoy
Come on and join blowfly’s convoy

Convoy

Breaker 1-9, this is cum juice
You wanna back off my ass a bit
You’re still driving too motherfucking fucking close!

“Cum juice, this is breaker 1-9”
I repeat, we gotta stay as tight as a newborn baby’s asshole
Come out

Yeah Convoy

We reached new york city
And things looked shitty
Cause there wasn’t no records on the street
But their eyes caught fire
When they saw Blow-flyer
And said “Hooray for the king of the freaks!”

I invited the young girls to my weird world
And all of the motherfucking guys followed
All of the sickos
Was playing my records in the discos
And all the bitches began to holler!

On subways and byways
And highways and airwaves
Blowfly was all you could hear
They did they thing
And the hos began to sing

This the real mccoy
Come on and join blowfly’s convoy
Hooray Chips ahoy
Come on and join blowfly’s convoy

Convoy
As Breaker 1-9
I’m gonna lay it on the line
I sure would like to rap to you a minute
All the way up here
You’ve been acting like a queer
And when I get ahold of your ass
I’m gonna bury my fucking feet in it!

Cum juice, this is breaker 1-9
That’ll be real fine, any mother fucking thing you say
Now I wasn’t trying to harm you
I would I just would like to warn you
“did you know I was gay”

This the real mccoy
Come one and join blowfly’s convoy
Hooray Chips ahoy
Come on and join blowfly’s convoy

Convoy


Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by Uncle Tom on Sep 28th, 2005, 11:31am

From the zodiac album

I know a place

I know a place
Where a whole lotta fucking and sucking is going on
And if you wanna get A-cleaned down to the bone
Come and go with me
Oh yea

All of you Gemenis
If you really want some good head
Be aware when I said
Come and go with me

I said -- help me now
Help me get a nut now
Help me to some find some butt now
Help me
Help me
Yeah do it to me!

My bitch

Since those pisces bitches never clean up their houses, I’d imagine they might like something like this

My dick starts hurting
Every time it rains
All of my friends pass me in the streets
And they wonder why my dick’s in pain

Well
I guess, my friends all say
What could possible make my dick drip, drip this way
I tell them, my bitch – nasty ho
Talking about my bitch


Let’s suck together
Baby since,
Me and your big ass been together
Ho I know you been sucking other fellas
And this I know - bet your life I do
Bitch – you never do
What I want you to

But you want me to spend all my time
sucking you – you you

That’s why I say – bitch – let’s hold this up together
Sucking each other forever, forever
Weather it turns good or bad – happy or sad



Clean up woman

A clean up woman
Is a woman who
Gives guys the claps that other bitches leave behind
The reason I know I know so much about this ho
Because she gave the syphilis to this dick of mine
Fucking a clean up woman
Was my ruin
I thought I was getting some real good ass fellas
But all I was doing was making it easy
For that nasty bitch to give my dick the claps
Said I was making it was easy for that clean up bitch to give my dick the syphhillis
Oh yeah.











Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by FRANCEBLOWFLY on Sep 30th, 2005, 06:33am

give more lyrics homie

thanks for the lyrics Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by Uncle Tom on Sep 30th, 2005, 12:56pm

Cookie Man (The Blowflys)

Say girls, come on and get your cookies
Say girls, don’t you wanna get your cookies?

Who has all the sweets? (cookie man)
And a bag full of treats (cookie man)
Who makes the girls mellow? (cookie man)
It takes a certain kind of fellow (cookie man)

I’m a real sweet dude
The girls all know
And I got more goodies
Than a candy store

I’m sweet as a lollypop
And twice as good
And I’ll satisfy your tastes
Like a good man should

Who has all the sweets? (cookie man)
And a bag full of treats (cookie man)
Who makes the girls mellow? (cookie man)
It takes a real, super fellow (cookie man)

Now I got sweet things
And sugar to spare
And girls, I’ll deliver it
Anytime Anywhere


Yeah, I got samples
if you wanna check ‘em out
And I’m a real cookie man
Don’t you have no doubt


Who has all the sweets? (cookie man)
And a bag full of treats (cookie man)
Who makes the girls mellow? (cookie man)
It takes a real, sleek fellow (cookie man)

BRIDGE
Chocolate Chips (make me flip)
Fig Newtons (darn tootin’)
Macaroons (gimmie some soon)

Wooo! Yeah

There’s no need for you girls
To starve yourself
Because I can give you all you want
And have some left

Who’s sweeter than sugar (cookie man)
And a real, bad booger (cookie man)
Who’s candy coated? (cookie man)
Can you afford it? (yes we can)

Who ain’t no rookie? (cookie man)
Help the girls get their cookies (cookie man)
Tell me who’s sweet? (cookie man)
With a bag full of treats (cookie man)

Who’ll stay on the girls’ case? (cookie man)
And put a smile on their face? (cookie man)

Cookie man (cookie man)
I said Cookie man
Cookie man (cookie man)













Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by Uncle Tom on Sep 30th, 2005, 12:57pm

The Great Debate

The great debate
Tonight’s topic: pussy
You ever wondered would it would feel like to swap spit with your grandma?
Just Ask Brittany Spears – check it out

Older Pussy versus Younger Pussy
That’s been the question since life began – you know it

Older Pussy versus Younger Pussy
In a pussy war, which pussy hole will win

Now older pussy has the know how
To make any dick shoots his load
While younger pussy alone
Will bring life to a dead dick toad

Older pussy’s muscles
Will make your dick scream aloud
While knowing your fucking a real young bitch
Will make your dick feel so proud

Older Pussy versus Younger Pussy
The question’s been around since life began
Older Pussy versus Younger Pussy
In a pussy war
Which pussy hole will win

(Now listen up)
Now younger pussy
Is always nice and tight
While older, smelly pussy
Will make you lose your appetite

Younger pussy
You can train (like a bitch)
But older pussy
Has a brain (like a witch)

Now younger pussy
look better on display
But older pussy
You never have to explain



Slug’s rap

Now hold up
Wait wait
What’s the debate
Younger woman, older woman
What difference does it make?
Is this a statement from a presidential candidate?
It sounds like the dialogue right before a panty raid

Now if elected, It makes sense to me
That I would start fucking with the interesting celebrities
Yeah go get myself a marilyn, yeah but not a monica
Let’s save the people some embarrassment

I don’t separate the ages.
If she can still get wet, she can still make the playlist
Somewhere between jennine garaflo and Barbara walters
I’ll spit words and flirt with dirt until my balls hurt

I’ll give you something to believe if you follow me
I’ll give a peace you can keep if you swallow me
I’ll give a definition to the word ‘power freak’
And have my secretary to email you an apology

The oval orifice, I mean the ovary office
I mean she’s old enough to vote and she’s topless
So let me introduce her to the man behind the mess
That got left on her tight dress
Invite the press to ask some questions:

(how did you come about taking this position)
Well your moms taught me good and I shared it with your wife
Just trying to raise the standards of American life.

Blowfly:
Are you confused?
Or just silly
Get it right, I’m Blowfly
Not slick willy
I’m the nasty rapper candidate
of fortune and fame
With 84 feet of dick
and a whole lot better aim UH!


slug
We’ll have an orgy at the caucuses
Watch it on fox
With my finger on the button
Thinking inside of the box
Touching all of it (all of it )
Fuck a war – make the opposite
Send in a dominatrix
To negotiate the hostages

Blowfly
I like your freaky brain
You want world peace
Put the Sodom in hussain
Choke Bin Laden
Put him in a ball gag
Illsa! Beat him like an old nag!

Slug
So there is no debate
Both sides spit the same case
Bottom line is that everyone likes to make the o-face

Blowfly
Yeah at my place,
Any bitch can sit on my face
Except whoopi Goldberg
That would be a disgrace

slug
My name is slug
and I’m nasty like a dumpster
Give your vote to us
And I guarantee you’ll come first

Blowfly
Hurry up
and bust your nuts
Blowfly has sloppy seconds
On your wife’s butt

Slug
Old ones, young ones
It’s all lessons learned
So bend your ass over
And get ready for a second term
blowfly
My fellow Americans
One and all
If there’s grass on the playing field
Let’s play ball!

Slug
Young ones, old ones
Nah do away with that
And focus on the ones
That’ll vote for your crazy ass

blowfly
It’s been great debating you
It’s been a gas
Now listen up
Stop braying like an ass


Younger pussy
You can train (like a bitch)
But older pussy
Has a brain (like a wtich)

Now younger pussy
look better on display (schwing)
But older pussy
You never have to explain (not a thing)



Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by FRANCEBLOWFLY on Oct 3rd, 2005, 07:34am

good shit homie

could you post the lyrics of international pricks? Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by Uncle Tom on Oct 3rd, 2005, 11:18pm

No international pricks, but here's the first half of when darkness falls:

Did you know that more things happen when darkness falls than any other time?

From Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
To John Baptist
Saddam Hussein was found in a hole when Darkness falls (laugh)

Come one, Come on all when darkness fall
Don’t be ashamed to play if you’re gay
We do things in the dark
That can’t be done in the day

When darkness falls
You don’t know who’s licking your cunt or balls
When darkness falls
Your hang time is prime
To enjoy the ass
But you got to last
More than a few minutes
To get what’s in it
And enjoy the bitch
To sample the shit
When darkness falls

It doesn’t matter if your dick’s large or small
When darkness falls
You never have to beat your meat
There’s always something funky to eat
When darkness falls
It’s not too complex
Fucking in the dark in latex
When darkness falls
If you saw that troll you balled
Every inch of your skin would crawl
When darkness falls
You’ll thank God that darkness falls!

Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by EvergreenLakes on Dec 7th, 2005, 11:50pm

on Sep 24th, 2005, 8:09pm, Smokedog wrote:
Convoy - minus the alphabet and the inner conversation



I was bored sitting behind the desk
With some ho playing with the hair on his chest





I always thought this line was "our boss sitting behind the desk"

Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by Uncle Tom on Dec 11th, 2005, 10:58pm

you may be right -- i may be crazy Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by NELoc6 on Dec 14th, 2005, 7:41pm

WTF is Cookie Man? I never heard that one. And if thats really quik I did a freestyle over your groove pt. 5 I think it was. Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by Uncle Tom on Dec 16th, 2005, 1:21pm

cookie man is a song by the "blowflys" - its pre weird world and is clean, but has the blowfly charachter and laugh. we played it for the first half of the year, including in boston. Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by NELoc6 on Dec 16th, 2005, 7:45pm

Damn, too bad I missed the show. Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by Uncle Tom on Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:37am

Here are the lyrics to "Spread Your Cheeks"

Spread Your Cheeks
Girl I have the Vaseline right here

Spread your cheeks
Honey you haven’t anything to fear

Although it may hurt
For just a little while
But soon the pain will fade
Once I get in - Up to the hilt
Girl we’ll have it made

Spread Your cheeks
You can do something you never did
Pleas Believe me
Spread your Cheeks
And don’t worry about having a kid

Screaming And Screaming
Please don’t think I’m a queer
Because I wanna get you from the rear

Spread your cheeks
And Let me serenade your mmmmmhmm

AH -- Spread your legs
Please don’t make have to me masturbate
Spread your legs
My dick is hard and just can’t wait

Baby my dick’s getting harder
And I’d like to eat you for a starter
So Spread your cheeks
I have a hacksaw
So spread your cheeks
I have some sandpaper
So spread your cheeks
I have the Vaseline right here
Spread your cheeks
And show your brown eye
Spread your cheeks
And show your funky thighs
Spread your cheeks – so the world can see
let’s see what’s up there – don’t be ashamed – bend over – like a double barreled shotgun






Re: Blowfly Lyrics - by request
Post by Uncle Tom on Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:40am

and from the new punk rock party cd

I wanna Fuck Your Dog


I met Jenna and Barbra at a Georgetown Bar
I fucked them both in the back of my car
Presidential Pussy is really sweet
The Secret Service Man was beating his meat

And Now I wanna Fuck Your Dog
Now I wanna Fuck Your Dog
Now I wanna Fuck Your Dog
(2 bars of silence) Come on!

You Were in Crawford Milking Your Horse
I was butt fucking Laura with Brute Force
First Lady Pussy is really great
Old Dick Likes to watch and Masturbate

And Now I wanna Fuck Your Dog
Now I wanna Fuck Your Dog
Now I wanna Fuck Your Dog
(2 bars of silence) Come on

I left the Lincoln Bedroom at the crack of dawn
I saw Missus Beasley run across the lawn
A great big bulge grew in my trousers
And I just had to fuck your schnauzers

And Now I wanna Fuck Your Dog
Now I wanna Fuck Your Dog
Now I wanna Fuck Your Dog
Come on!

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